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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 11:47
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can I know a love story of a medical student?
Then came..
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Loons and Moons
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
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Just Forget it!
No go.
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
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Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Still no good.